ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
"Per my last email" is the closest you'll ever get to a duel.
You'll still lose.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're not broke. You're pre-rich. The "pre" is permanent.
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
- Being single means nobody steals your duvet. It also means the duvet is the…
- Limited-time event. Will not return. Neither will your Saturday.
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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