ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You call your mum "for advice".
You call her for the Netflix password.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
- Mistakes were made. Nobody made them. They just happened, like weather.
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
- Your complaint has been escalated. It is now ignored by someone more senior.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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