ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care.
It's been delivered. It's been read. It is now the most caring thing anyone has ever ignored.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You call it a "situationship" because "relationship" would mean someone has to commit to…
- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
- Coffee doesn't fix Monday. It just makes sure you're fully conscious for it.
- You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings. It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing,…
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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