ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your favourite music is now called "a classic".
So are you. It means old.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings. It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing,…
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THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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