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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams
than you've had about anything since 2011.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Some meetings could have been an email. You'll spend four years of your one…
- You have an eleven-step skincare routine. Your sleep schedule has none. The serum is…
- The customer is always right. The customer is also on hold, forever, which is…
- You negotiated your broadband bill down by $3 a month. The call took 94…
- "Let's take this offline" means "let's never speak of this again." That's also the…
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- The bins are now fortnightly. The council tax is still monthly.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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