ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner.
You'll eat standing up for eighteen years. Then sit down and forget how.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- You call it a "situationship" because "relationship" would mean someone has to commit to…
- Romance isn't dead. It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from…
- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
- Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.…
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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