ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You call it a "situationship" because "relationship" would mean someone has to commit to something.
They haven't. They've committed to watching your stories within four seconds and replying to nothing.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Romance isn't dead. It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from…
- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
- Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.…
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
- There's someone out there for everyone. Yours married someone else in 2019. They look…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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