ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Fortnite was free to play.
It was not free to stop.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
- You call it a "situationship" because "relationship" would mean someone has to commit to…
- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
- Coffee doesn't fix Monday. It just makes sure you're fully conscious for it.
- You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings. It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing,…
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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