ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You bought 41 games in the Steam sale.
You will play two. The other 39 will outlive you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The bins are now fortnightly. The council tax is still monthly.
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
- You can't take money with you when you go. Your direct debits, however, will…
- Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline. It has the growth…
- Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people. All of them are "just seeing…
- Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
- You don't have a type. You have a pattern. Your friends have a group…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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