ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your savings account isn't empty.
It's a memorial.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- "It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English. It will be only…
- You've been "about to start the gym" since January. It's October. The gym has…
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- The bins are now fortnightly. The council tax is still monthly.
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
- You can't take money with you when you go. Your direct debits, however, will…
- Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline. It has the growth…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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