ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
"It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English.
It will be only Monday every week for the rest of your working life.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You've been "about to start the gym" since January. It's October. The gym has…
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- The bins are now fortnightly. The council tax is still monthly.
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
- You can't take money with you when you go. Your direct debits, however, will…
- Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline. It has the growth…
- Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people. All of them are "just seeing…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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