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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You received 40 fundraising texts today.
Democracy needs $5 by midnight. Every midnight.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
- Listen to your body. It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been…
- Your friends' group chat went quiet. It didn't. They made a new one. Same…
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
- Mistakes were made. Nobody made them. They just happened, like weather.
- Children are a blessing. They're also why the remote is in the bin and…
- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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