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SATURDAY, 1 AUGUST 1987
You call your mum "for advice".
You call her for the Netflix password.
— Zack, unqualified
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- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
- Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams than you've had about anything since…
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