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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said you're "built different".
You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
- "It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years. You're the…
- The light at the end of the tunnel is someone asking, "Can you see…
- Every birthday is a gift. The gift is one fewer birthday.
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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