ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You call it "quiet quitting".
Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody can tell the difference. That's the bad news.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You asked the chatbot if you were a good parent. It said "absolutely" before…
- Teamwork makes the dream work. It also means six people are ready to blame…
- The retirement age goes up a year every time you check. It's not a…
- You've "found your aesthetic". It's beige. It's always beige.
- Things will look better in the morning. No. They'll just be better lit.
- Monday motivation is a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave,…
- Every summit sends a very strong signal. The planet keeps not receiving it.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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