ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The retirement age goes up a year every time you check.
It's not a finish line. It's a horizon.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You've "found your aesthetic". It's beige. It's always beige.
- Things will look better in the morning. No. They'll just be better lit.
- Monday motivation is a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave,…
- Every summit sends a very strong signal. The planet keeps not receiving it.
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
- “I'm here for the right reasons.” The reasons are a teeth-whitening deal and a…
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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