ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped to the bar.
You replied in four minutes. That's the part he was counting on.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
- Mistakes were made. The Notes app has never once said by whom.
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
- You call it "quiet quitting". Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody…
- You asked the chatbot if you were a good parent. It said "absolutely" before…
- Teamwork makes the dream work. It also means six people are ready to blame…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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