ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You hyped your mate's mixtape.
You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including your mate.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world. Your overdraft found it first.…
- You got a houseplant to "take care of something". It died. Even the plant…
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
- You call your mum "for advice". You call her for the Netflix password.
- Step outside your comfort zone. It's raining out there, everything costs more, and nobody…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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