ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Monday motivation is a myth.
Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave, or your retirement.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Every summit sends a very strong signal. The planet keeps not receiving it.
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
- “I'm here for the right reasons.” The reasons are a teeth-whitening deal and a…
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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