ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
“I'm here for the right reasons.”
The reasons are a teeth-whitening deal and a fake tan.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
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THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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