ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
"We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise.
One of you will die first. It'll still be pending.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
- Your friends' group chat went quiet. It didn't. They made a new one. Same…
- You've "been meaning to" for three years. The thing you meant to do has…
- You have an eleven-step skincare routine. Your sleep schedule has none. The serum is…
- You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings. It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing,…
- Consistency is key. You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only…
- You got a houseplant to "take care of something". It died. Even the plant…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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