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Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending in y, right up until the all-hands where they mention you in the past tense.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You'll leave your children everything you have. It's mostly a bread maker and an…
- You call it a "situationship" because "relationship" would mean someone has to commit to…
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
- Your friends' group chat went quiet. It didn't. They made a new one. Same…
- You've "been meaning to" for three years. The thing you meant to do has…
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