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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You "don't do small talk".
You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails or replying. You do "vibes", and nobody can invoice those.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- They'll hold a minute's silence for you at the all-hands. It will be the…
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
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- You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback. It cost three…
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
- Hard work pays off eventually. It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought…
- You call yourself "a bit of a foodie". You've ordered the same chicken 64…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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