ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Love is patient.
Your partner is not, and has started a note on their phone called "Evidence".
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
- You "speak your truth". Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
- They'll hold a minute's silence for you at the all-hands. It will be the…
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
- You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback. It cost three…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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