ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Some meetings could have been an email.
You'll spend four years of your one life in them. Nobody took minutes.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
- Age is just a number. So is your cholesterol, and it's climbing faster than…
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- The best time to start saving was twenty years ago. The second-best time was…
- Every subscription you forgot about still thinks of you monthly. That's more than your…
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
- Love is patient. Your partner is not, and has started a note on their…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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