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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You "speak your truth".
Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
- They'll hold a minute's silence for you at the all-hands. It will be the…
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
- You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback. It cost three…
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
- Hard work pays off eventually. It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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