ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You manifested your dream job.
The universe received the request, checked your CV and moved you to spam.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
- You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback. It cost three…
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
- Hard work pays off eventually. It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought…
- You call yourself "a bit of a foodie". You've ordered the same chicken 64…
- Some days you're the pigeon. Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who…
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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