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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy.
The internet read the whole post. Especially paragraph four.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You bought the yoga mat. The cat uses it. The cat is more flexible,…
- Mistakes were made. The Notes app has never once said by whom.
- Wealth is built slowly. Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
- You're "in your villain era". You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times.…
- Some meetings could have been an email. You'll spend four years of your one…
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
- Age is just a number. So is your cholesterol, and it's climbing faster than…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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