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WEDNESDAY, 10 JULY 1991
Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing.
When you leave, someone will fight over the plant.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The best time to start saving was twenty years ago. The second-best time was…
- Every subscription you forgot about still thinks of you monthly. That's more than your…
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
- Love is patient. Your partner is not, and has started a note on their…
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
- You "speak your truth". Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
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