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Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending in y, right up until the all-hands where they mention you in the past tense.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
- Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner. You'll…
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
- A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway. Written down…
- They'll hold a minute's silence for you at the all-hands. It will be the…
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