ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Monday motivation is a myth.
Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave, or your retirement.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said "my For You page knows me so well". It knows you're awake…
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
- Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner. You'll…
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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