ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Every company now has an AI assistant.
It's the only member of staff nobody's asked to come in on Fridays, and the only one getting your job.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your 47 open tabs are an accurate map of your inner life. Someone will…
- Rise and grind. Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a…
- Clear-coding means stating your intentions up front. Hers was "I have a hard stop…
- You said you'd "touch grass" this weekend. You took a photo of grass, posted…
- A good night out now means home by ten. Nobody had to come and…
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- "It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English. It will be only…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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