ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your resting heart rate is excellent.
It's had nothing else to do.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
- Your call is important to us. Not important enough to answer, but important.
- Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
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THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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