ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The best time to start saving was twenty years ago.
The second-best time was also twenty years ago. You missed both.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- AI agrees with you more than any human ever has. That's not wisdom. That's…
- The battle pass costs £9.99 a season. Your childhood cost nothing and had better…
- Step outside your comfort zone. It's raining out there, everything costs more, and nobody…
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- The in-office lunch is optional. The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is…
- Monday motivation is a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave,…
- You said "my For You page knows me so well". It knows you're awake…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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