ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Everything happens for a reason.
The reason is you. It's always been you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The in-office lunch is optional. The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is…
- Monday motivation is a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave,…
- You said "my For You page knows me so well". It knows you're awake…
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
- Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner. You'll…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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