ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said you'd "touch grass" this weekend.
You took a photo of grass, posted it, and checked how many people liked the grass.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- A good night out now means home by ten. Nobody had to come and…
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- "It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English. It will be only…
- Your resting heart rate is excellent. It's had nothing else to do.
- Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
- Your call is important to us. Not important enough to answer, but important.
- Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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