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DAILY DEMOTIVATION

A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.

ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION THURSDAY, 18 NOVEMBER 1993
"It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English.
It will be only Monday every week for the rest of your working life.

— Zack, unqualified

VERIFIED
UNHELPFUL

PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE

  1. Your resting heart rate is excellent. It's had nothing else to do.
  2. Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
  3. Your call is important to us. Not important enough to answer, but important.
  4. Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
  5. Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
  6. Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
  7. The best time to start saving was twenty years ago. The second-best time was…

THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR

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