ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your 47 open tabs are an accurate map of your inner life.
Someone will close them after the funeral. Unread.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Rise and grind. Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a…
- Clear-coding means stating your intentions up front. Hers was "I have a hard stop…
- You said you'd "touch grass" this weekend. You took a photo of grass, posted…
- A good night out now means home by ten. Nobody had to come and…
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- "It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English. It will be only…
- Your resting heart rate is excellent. It's had nothing else to do.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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