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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen.
It will still be on that wall long after your name is off the door.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move. Your audience is very…
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THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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