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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought.
It renews automatically. So does the guilt.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- Your squad misses you, says the notification. Your squad is four strangers and a…
- Find your purpose. It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key…
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
- Every parent has a favourite child. It's whichever one isn't currently talking.
- You're "healing your inner child". Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult…
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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