ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
"We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise.
One of you will die first. It'll still be pending.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
- Kids grow up so fast. Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and…
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
- Wealth is built slowly. Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
- You've "been meaning to" for three years. The thing you meant to do has…
- They'll hold a minute's silence for you at the all-hands. It will be the…
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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