ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your squad misses you, says the notification.
Your squad is four strangers and a retention dashboard.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Find your purpose. It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key…
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
- Every parent has a favourite child. It's whichever one isn't currently talking.
- You're "healing your inner child". Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult…
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
- Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
- Kids grow up so fast. Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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