ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
When life gives you lemons,
it sends the invoice later. With interest.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- They posted an apology in the Notes app. It was addressed to the fans.…
- Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought. It renews automatically.…
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- Your squad misses you, says the notification. Your squad is four strangers and a…
- Find your purpose. It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key…
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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