ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You reinstalled Pokémon Go to get your steps up.
Eleven kilometres later you'd caught three pigeons, a cold and a physio waiting list that will outlive the app.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
- Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline. It has the growth…
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
- You're "so random". You've told the same "so random" story at every party since…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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