ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You asked the chatbot if you were a good parent. It said "absolutely" before you'd finished typing.
The children have requested a second opinion. They'll be getting it in 2041, at their own expense.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner. You'll…
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
- You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
- A good night out now means home by ten. Nobody had to come and…
- You're "manifesting abundance". The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
- Being single means nobody steals your duvet. It also means the duvet is the…
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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