ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline.
It has the growth rate of a fern in a windowless bathroom, and about the same future.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
- You're "so random". You've told the same "so random" story at every party since…
- Coffee doesn't fix Monday. It just makes sure you're fully conscious for it.
- You have an eleven-step skincare routine. Your sleep schedule has none. The serum is…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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