ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Underconsumption core is a beautiful aesthetic.
It's what the last week of the month has looked like for a decade. Someone finally sold the lighting.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Somebody, somewhere, is checking their phone hoping it's you. It's a debt collector.
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
- Your banking app pauses slightly before opening. It's deciding how to tell you.
- Mondays aren't so bad. They're just Sundays that opened their bank statement.
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
- You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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