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A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Age is just a number.
So is your cholesterol, and it's climbing faster than your salary.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
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- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
- Your friends' group chat went quiet. It didn't. They made a new one. Same…
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
- You typed "speak to an agent" nine times. The bot sent you a help…
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THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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