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ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION
TUESDAY, 1 APRIL 2008
You're not broke.
You're pre-rich. The "pre" is permanent.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Parenthood is a long journey from "mama" to "can you send money" to them…
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
- Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner. You'll…
- You call it "quiet quitting". Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody…
- Rise and grind. Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a…
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
- Parenthood is a long journey from "mama" to "can you send money" to them…
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