ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Think outside the box.
The box had the budget. You're out here with a sticky note.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your friends' group chat went quiet. It didn't. They made a new one. Same…
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
- You typed "speak to an agent" nine times. The bot sent you a help…
- Underconsumption core is a beautiful aesthetic. It's what the last week of the month…
- Somebody, somewhere, is checking their phone hoping it's you. It's a debt collector.
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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